animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, I’VE BEEN ‘RANDOMLY SELECTED’ FOR AN AIRPORT SECURITY SCREENING?
THAT’S RICH. THAT’S COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE, OFFICER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, I’VE BEEN ‘RANDOMLY SELECTED’ FOR AN AIRPORT SECURITY SCREENING?

THAT’S RICH. THAT’S COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE, OFFICER.