Ilaeria

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [ONE NIGHT STAND] ” Bottom text: “ [TOO MANY BOOKS TO FIT ON IT] ”]

I didn’t write this, but it’s too perfect not to be turned into an English Major Armadillo meme.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [READ ALL THE JANE AUSTEN NOVELS] ” Bottom text: “ [NO LONGSER TRUST HANDSOME AND CHARMING MEN] ”]

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Yes, you must only trust them if they are handsome and completely rude or charming and not at all attractive. Never both! XD

~Tori 

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Eschew’] ” Bottom text: “ [“obfuscation ”]

Well you wanted irony :P

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

Sherlock Holmes Altered Book Purse by SmartGirlme on Etsy.

I’ve seen a bunch of these floating around Etsy, using many different books (both classic and popular)…

What do you think, Armadillos? 

Awesome accessory? Or sacrilege?

~Tori

(Personally…I kind of really want one.) 

WANT!

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

saw this and I think it rings true for many of us!

from :http://teachingliteracy.tumblr.com/

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “BUY TEA BAGS/LEAVES” Bottom text: “IN FAMILY SIZE BOXES”.

I feel like there aren’t enough posts about English Majors’ obsession with tea.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [STFU AUTOCORRECT] ” Bottom text: “ [I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING] ”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Procrastinate reading one book] ” Bottom text: “ [by reading a different book] ”]

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YES. All of the time.  

-Olive 

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT” Bottom text: “EVERYWHERE”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [“Write an essay of approximately 500 words.” ] ” Bottom text: “ [That’s not an essay, that’s a passing thought.] ”]

I am currently trying to rein in my thoughts for an essay for a non-English class.  But seriously, 500 words?!  That’s so short!

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My first semester, I had a history prof who routinely required us to write 3 paragraph essays in under 150 words. I frequently wound up with 4-5 sentences on the page, broken into bullshit paragraphs…

-Olive 

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Torn between continuing the book you’re already reading” Bottom text: “or starting the book your friend just lent you”]

Submitted by: Ilaeria

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Look on school list and see optional books.] ” Bottom text: “ [No book left behind] ”]

Submitted by: www.kleineklara.tumblr.com

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [British Literature Course] ” Bottom text: “ [Spend class wondering how many of these novels have been turned into movies starring Keira Knightley] ”]

My professor actually started talking about this in the middle of a lecture once.

Submitted by: Roxie

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Get new pets] ” Bottom text: “ [Argue with family about ‘pretentious’ literary names] ”]